Thursday, February 10, 2011

We're going to take a little trip.....

It's not always fun being the richest orc around.  I mean, it sucks when all your friends are dirt poor and can't afford the gear to play at your level.  I mean, between them and all the sniveling guild-mates who whine and complain-
 " I need some gold for my epic flight!"
-and all the other junk they all want you to dish out for them it makes one think.
 
And then while thinking, I had a thought.


If everyone were as rich as me, then the game becomes fun for me, again.

The Perks?

  1. No more whining
  2. No more begging
  3. No more wiping because of cheap gear
  4. No more second rate friends and guild-mates
  5. Complete and total blackmailing power over all those I show how to be like me.
Those are all good thoughts.  They make me happy and the feather on my top hat quiver.  So it's pretty simple really. I'm simply going to show you all the things I did to make gold.  I'll break down the guides I used, talk about tips, tweet sweet nuggets of brilliance, and all around help all your sorry butts make some serious money, no matter your Faction, Race, or Server.  Heck, I'm even going to cover some more abstract things like pvp if your into that kinky stuff.


If you really want to make some money in WoW, if you really want to be the one who is so rich all they do all day is fly around trying to get the Drake of the Westwind and all the other sweet mounts you can't get yet because your spending all your time trying to vendor off enough trash to buy that pretty little rare gem you can barely afford....well...listen up.


Your in for a rare treat.  I'm currently putting together my own guide, which will be better than all the ones I used.  The reason I KNOW it will be better is because all the other guides that I review here, that I have used, and yes, even had success with, leave a certain amount of things in doubt.  There are holes, they are incomplete. Some of them even SUCK.  Some (I won't bring them out just yet) only give you just the most basic of knowledge, the stuff anyone who's been playing for 3 months could figure out for themselves and then just walk away taking all your precious real world money and in return you just got'a bunch 'o digital paper.


Sucker.
But don't worry.  This old orcs been around awhile. I'll take your pathetic little hand and guide you where you need to go so you don't waste all your precious money you earned part-time at the comic book shop in the wrong places.  If your ready for that, you better saddle up your little hawkstrider because we're going to town.
Just a little trip to the bank.
Now, who's your daddy?

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